What happened to hats?

Why are you wearing one of my shoes for a hat?

Because if the shoe fits, wear it.

And you will of course recall the fine ship hat of “Time Bandits”: http://aliciaak.home.att.net/dir/directors/Gilliam/ship.jpg

[NITPICK] It’s “inclement”. And also, less importantly, it’s “nowadays”. [/NITPICK]

I own five hats and alternate wearing them whenever I go outdoors. Of course, I have virulent skin cancer and am trying to cut the odds a little.

As noted, cowboys still wear hats, as do country western musicians who are attempting to pass as cowboys.

Have you seen any pictures of Richard Petty without a hat? And such a hideous hat at that.