I’m sure this has been covered somewhere before, but just when, where, and how was it decided that hats are no longer a part of serious men’s wear? Seems like I heard something about it ending with JFK’s inaugural, but I’m not sure. I think I’d look pretty good with a hat. Maybe I’d go for a watch chain, too, and big shoulder pads and a Clark Gable moustache. But that’s another story.