There was a thread a few minutes ago with the title “spare time?”.
What happened to it? I cannot find any trace of it. Maybe my -fu is weak, but I was about to post a reply, and everything I tried gave me a “you do not have permission…” error message. Eventually trying to get back to the thread crashed my tab in Firefox. Was this thread deleted by mods without a trace? If so, why?
The poster was a guest who appeared to be spamming us.
His name was skateboarder(something something) and he(?) said he liked to skateboard in his(?) spare time and posted a link to a skateboarding website.
But I wanted to post a witticism! 
Generally, disappeared threads belong to return guests, spammers, bots, or things of that nature.
Sorry. I’m sure your wit can be used elsewhere!
Anyone looks good with a purple mustache!
CynicalGabe, I wish you better luck with your wit in the future.
Sorry, I just wrote the first thing that came to mind, and there happened to be a grape juice commercial on at the moment.
Perhaps you could relate your witticism here?
I’m just curious, is all.