What Happens if You Eat Plastic?

Legos? You amateur! I ate a whole family of the Fisher-Price people when I was a tot. My sister, standing next to me in the bathroom yelling “hey, there’s the dad! and the baby!”


I’m not a fallen angel, I’m a risen demon.

PatronAnejo, sorry, can’t do it. The speech was given by a student of mine in 91. I am not really sure that I could track him down (not completely sure I would want to, either). He was a research monkey and I only let people use medical sources for medical topics.

On the other hand, there are plastic wrappings on sausages…

Okay, don’t heat stuff in plastic wraps/bags and such, but eat the sausages. MMM, sausages.

Bucky


Oh, well. We can always make more killbots.

Fisher-Price people are round.


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As a child, I occasionally ate small bits of plastic. Don’t ask me why. But they never seemed to harm me, and I always assumed they passed right thru anyhow. I also use to chew the wax coating off the sides of McDonald’s cups.

And before you ask: Yes, I have an oral fixation. I am also a fingernail biting fiend. Man, I never realized how wierd I am. . .

Did anyone else ever taste crayons and play-doh?


“I celebrate myself, and sing myself, and what I assume you shall assume, for every atom belonging to me as good belongs to you.” --Whitman

What happens to those guys who eat glass? I’ve seen some really weird acts on TV-they had an Indian guy who munches broken fluorescent tubes (ugh!). Remember the frenchman (Mssr. Mangetout) who ate a bicycle-must really wreck your stomach!