This is an interesting brain-teaser that I came across. There is one official answer that I’m thinking of but I’m sure there are other “correct” answers. Just wondering if anybody can get it.
The Universe explodes. Duh. 
The question itself is nonsensical. If there is an unstoppable force, there can be, by definition, no immovable object, and vice-versa.
Really? It’s almost the oldest riddle in history. Dude, you gotta do better than that!
When an unstoppable force meets an immovable object, Jesus microwaves a burrito so hot that even he can’t eat it. It helps him think.
Wait…
Is this the one about the Jehovah’s Witness and the Baptist that walk into a bar?
Well everyone has to come across things for the first time. It was a new one for me. shrug
(It was the central question in “Walking on Glass” by Iain Banks and had about a hundred different answers which is why I thought it would be interesting to see what people here would come up with)
double shrug
If nothing sticks to Teflon, and Super Glue sticks to everything…
What, exactly, is this force’s transmission medium?
Ether, perhaps? :dubious:
A frickin’ laser beam?
Ok I’ve got it.
If an unstoppable burrito, covered in super glue, meets an immovable microwave, covered in teflon, can Jesus still eat it?
The universe is expanding. There is no such thing as an immovable object.
Easy. Penis ensues.
Only if he believes.
But if Jesus doesn’t believe in himself, is it blasphemy?
He does. Or, well he did. But only for 20 minutes, back in 1960.
I burning your brain-teaser.
Hell, yeah. And that’s what I would do if I were God. Q-Ball scratches
But if he does believe, and eats the burrito, it would be sacrilicious.
Well, in Madden '05 right after he says that, you hit “X” to skip the replay and move on to pick the next play.
I’ve said this before, I’ll say it again. Jesus can eat the largest Hottest burrito that he made for himself and the results were the Big Bang.
