What have you said/predicted on the Dope that has turned out utterly false?

The first thing I did when I became a mod was go back through my entire posting history, and carefully edit out every post where I said something that turned out to be factually incorrect.

How is it possible to be so right and yet so wrong at the same time?

That musta taken years.

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Ha! I had no idea. I didn’t even know it was banned.

I can’t even remember 90% of my posts, so I have no idea if I’ve mispredicted anything.

Ah yes, the great Cuntroversy of 2008 (or whenever it was). Good times.

Only when used against other posters.

I believe I stated for the record back in 2006 or 2007 that there was absolutely no possible way that a man with the name “Barack Obama” could get elected president, simply because Mr. and Mrs. Middle America would not vote for someone who sounded like a Vulcan terrorist.

I suggested in a Pit thread that news of the Casey Anthony jurors reaching a verdict after only 10 hours might be a sign that their bullshit meters were functioning properly.

Ouch.