Cramps. Bad ones. Eff this uterus. Stupid bastard.
I’ve got a nasty canker sore between the inside of my cheek and my lower gums. On the same side of my mouth, I have a friggin’ blister on the roof of my mouth. I don’t know where either one came from. I have been taking mass quantities of ibuprofen and acetaminophen for three days just to dull the pain enough so that I can eat. And think.
I feel your pain, empathetically speaking, Faruiza.
The only places that don’t hurt are numb.
Ouch. What happened?
Although it doesn’t lessen the hurt, being able to whine a little to someone helps to cope.
Hearing a kind word helps a little too.
I just want to say to everyone: I’m sorry you’re in pain and I hope you feel better soon.
Thanks guys. 
There’s a dull ache behind my breast bone and I’m having trouble swallowing. I get to have an endoscopy (to rule out cancer, hopefully) later this afternoon and I’m so hungry I’m considering chewing off my own arm. Two hours to go.
I tore my cruciate ligament in my left knee about 3 months ago…just when I think I am on the mend I have a day like today.
It hurts like a mofo today and my knee, calf and ankle have swollen up really badly. Ice, elevation and ibuprofen are just not doing it tonight 
CAN be, but no exclusively so. In fact, I’ve been pretty active, and athletic most of my life and hydrate better than most people I know.
Advice is helpful when it’s not based on false assumptions.
I became 82 years old!
My ouchy is my scalp. I spent a nice fun weekend Golfing and fishing. I religiously use sun block due to sun sensitive skin and previous history of sunburns.
Somehow however, in all the fun, I forgot about the increased emigration of my cranial follicle population, and forgot to grab a hat.
Now my head is all itchy and burny.