find some of the small smoke bombs that look like jumping jacks. put them at the bottom of the door, light 'em, and push them in with a stuck, ruler, etc. When they see that their room is “on fire”, they will run out. This gives you time to go in and destroy their stereo. You really should try it.
My “friend” likes house, techno, anything with a hard beat so she can turn up the base. Oh, and boy bands. ARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!! If I hear “Bye, bye, bye” ONE MORE TIME, I’ll kill her.
Oh, and she’s NOT good at shutting up. It doesn’t help that the floor president is her new best friend. And Red_dragon60 (cool name), ya gotta remember, I’m a wuss.
red dragon, I would do something of the sort but for several good reasons.
a) we share a vent system. I get enough of her pot smoking, I’d rather not add to it.
b) smoke means evacuating the building. This is a pain in the ass to all involved, including me and the people I like.
c) Hi Opal!
d) I could get very fined/thrown out of the dorms. As it is I have some high ground on this issue. Such retaliations are bad and not worth it. (Her stereo would survive the experiance.)
Y’all are making me glad I’ve spent the whole of my dorm time in a building with very thick walls…
What I don’t understand is why every freshman on my floor (the hall is oddly split, almost all juniors/seniors on one half and almost all freshmen on the other) seems to have a cell phone. At almost all hours there seems to be someone pacing up and down the hall talking on their bloody cell phone. Kids these days…
At least this hall is, for the most part, fairly quiet (at least on this end). The first two years I was in the first room on the first floor of one of the towers, which meant that basically everyone who entered the tower walked by my room, making things rather noisy at all hours.
Hi Medea 
Anyway, this all just makes me so happy that I never lived in a dorm, and never had roommates. Btw, I added the “See kiddies, this is why you shouldn’t drink and skank.” to the POF funnies page. I almost peed!
[whine]Make it stop, make it stoooooooooooooooooooop!!! I wanna sleeeeeeeep!!![/whine] They woke me up twice! I am so tired, lights are flashing before my eyes. I was sobbing in pure furstration just moments ago. Someone was singing “All by Myself” 10 min. ago. Badly. Very badly. I will kill them all, oh yes, kill them all.
Oh, and thank you, Opal! Just where is this POF funnies page?
This will probably work very badly, but it’s worth a shot. Assuming you have her/their phone number (which, come to think of it, you probably would have used to call them by now), have your computer dial it (there should be an appropriate hacker tool out there somewhere) every, say, five or ten minutes. You figure they have to turn the music down and/or shut up to answer it, right?
It’d probably work very badly, if at all, but it’s worth a shot. Either way, good luck.
When I arrived back at school this year I assumed, “Oh, an all girl floor. This is going to be like a Fox sitcom.”
I was right. Its painful, not very funny and the characters are terrible. When I’m on the shitter at 2am I hear the skanks in their bathroom talking about all sorts of irritating things. And what the fuck is a matter with the stupid ass girl who plays the same damned song over and over again (Music by Madona)? Are you trying to get the complexities of the song? Here’s a clue, its about music. Yes music about music, mind boggling isn’t it? Now stop listening to it. And no don’t put on the Thong Song.
My suite mate put up a thing about sluts, one of them was, what is their mating call: “I’m so drunk!!!”
It got ripped down. Go figure.