Pronounce it.
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…ass drivers? 
I just had to say that on my monitor, the Pit threads were listed ass:
What i’d love to do right now…
and
Fucking Texas Rednecks
There’s plenty of Texass rednecks. I am sure at least one of them would be willing to fuck you. Go for it.
Ya’ gotta chase your dreams, baby.
If we can get literary for a second, Kurt Vonnnegut used to sign his name with a hand drawn asterisk next to it, the asterisk indicating his asshole (I forget exactly why).
So the symbol for assholium ought to be: *
So, what’s the half-life of Assholium? Or would that be the half-assed life?
the half-life of assholium is approx. 125 years, or the longest possible amount of time it could possibly take for some assholium ore to die.
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hmm… yes, an assterisk would be perfect!
I’m sure that everyone has heard the quote about the two most common elements in the world being hydrogen and stupidity. However, this statement was made prior to the discovery of Assholium.
Does this quote need a rethink, perhaps?
Just so long as it’s not used as a measure of the safety or approachability of assholium; unlike other radioactive elements, assholium generally gets more potent with the passing of time.
On second thought, perhaps potent is the wrong word.
Low-grade assholium is, indeed, extremely common; but it’s relatively benign, and on occasion even humorous.
Weapons-grade assholium is exceedingly rare.
weapons grade assholium… is that the stuff that comes from high-grade ores like mr. Phelps and Jack Chick? or is that just the stuff that goes into horrific devices of mass mind-destruction, like “godhatesfags.com”?
or is it the actual brown gunky stuff?
Weapons-grade assholium is the end product of a lengthy refining process, in which a sample of commonplace, low-grade assholium ore is ‘enriched’ by long-term bombardment with crapiton particles from an existing assholium source.
Crapiton bombardment depletes the ore’s perspectium and moderatium levels, increasing its natural instability and reactivity. This explains why mildly-reactive and harmless assholium ores become far more potent after exposure to enriched crapiton sources like those cited in your example.
Westboro Baptist Church is one of the better-known breeder reactors used in the production of the Fundium isotope.
Yes.