… is fill Rev. Fred Phelps with high explosives and put him in a small underground bunker with Osama bin Laden and the most fucked-up of his cronies.
I know, violence begets violence, but fuck it. It would be a fucking HUGE laugh.
Nah, violence only begets laughter, as evidenced by any Wile E. Coyote cartoon.
or, violence begets stained walls, especially in the above case.
As someone else posted
http://www.godhatesfundies.com/misc/ath/
The guy is a goddamn wife beater and a child abuser. I’m beginning to think his funeral picketing is the LEAST of his sins!!!
I doubt the explosives would be necessary; close proximity to each other should be enough. Two pieces of refined, high-density assholium like bin Laden and Phelps should reach critical mass pretty quickly.
don’t you mean critical Ass? 
Oops.
I missed that one; I’m accustomed to being the most critical ass in the room.
I’m not even laughing about this guy anymore. He is seriously, seriously clinically disturbed. The gay funeral pickets are just the tip of the iceberg-my GOD…read about what his kids had to go through…the man is going to burn in fucking hell.
Oh. My. God.
The sickest part, IMHO, is that so many of his kids stick around and support him. I’m not sure what a pshrink would call that…Helsinki syndrome, perhaps?
At any rate, the man hasn’t a single redeeming feature; and the sooner he’s dead and buried, the better.
Fred Phelps makes the Baby Jesus PISSED.
To me, it isn’t even surprising. It’s pretty common, I believe-children still supporting their abuser, and continuing the cycle in their own families. Why not-they don’t know any different-to them it’s normal.
I no longer hate his family-just him. They are victims in the extreme, more so than the families at the funerals he pickets.
I thought that the plural of assholium would be assholia.
Critical ass, indeed.
Not when used as the name of an element.
Uranium, plutonium, assholium.
Oh … well, obviously the fight against ignorance still has some work to go before this little black duck succumbs to Cecil’s Forces.
although … I wonder what the periodic symbol for assholium* would be?
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[li]Name: Assholium[/li][li]Symbol: gfy[/li][li]Color: Varies, normally red or yellow[/li][li]Isotopes: jackassium, fundium, telemarketum[/li][li]Description: Found in abundance worldwide. Normally solid, but tends to emit large amounts of sulfurous gas when heated. Unstable; reacts violently to slight provocation and outwardly-benign elements. Dangerous in large quantities. Effects perpetuate via contact osmosis.[/li][li] Known uses: none.[/li][/ul]
Assmosis?
I considered it. But everything else was looking so nice and professional, it would’ve completely ruined the assthetics.
Are you perhaps thinking of Stockholm syndrome, when hostages assist and like their captors?
Which goes to show you how little I know about psychiatry.
The Smilies collection needs a ‘sheepish grin’ icon.
huh. i would’ve thought the symbol for Assholium would be this: (.)
heh heh.
and there is a use! being the densest material in existence, 314 on the periodic table, assholium ore can be used in mass drivers to disrupt vertical surfaces.
AKA.
launch the SOBs out of a cannon at something large and solid. then laugh at the pretty colors.