So what if a complete asshole wins the $640 million today? You know, Like Nadia Suleyman, Casey Anthony, Gerorge Zimmerman, a KKK chapter, Mitt Romney… Wouldn’t that suck?? 
Who do you guys think would be the worst winner of the loot?
Mentioned Romney but not Santorium??? Or that biggest jerk, Dubya?
Fred Phelps.
Ray Comfort, Kirk Cameron, Bill O’Reilly, Frank McCourt…
I was beginning to wonder what you had against the Irish novellist, then it hit me…
What would happen is that the jerk get’s $640 million to play with a couple years. And then, because they’re idiots, bankruptcy ensues.
Joseph Kony.
The little old lady on her death bed with only a couple of cats to leave it to.
Heh. My boss. He’s the sort that thinks he’s just as broke as the rest of us, not realizing that if he’s broke it’s because of his five cars, constant house remodeling, expensive taste in food and wine, and multiple long vacations to every part of the United States. This years birthday vacation of two weeks in the Florida Keys being the latest. Uses the store as a piggy bank, and says we aren’t doing well enough to justify raises despite ever increasing business that he brags about to everyone that isn’t asking for a raise. The guy who honestly believes that he’s doing us a favor by letting us work for him.
He would be the worst winner of the prize. Hands down. It would be proof that there is no force for good, no karma, no cosmic sense of justice. No god.
Crap! Is he here in the US buying tickets??
We should also add all politicians for that matter, as suggested by some.
Donald Trump winning mega millions would be the biggest jerk move since 9/11
Whoever wins it will be a jerk at least 48 hours afterwards.
Thank you so much for wishing me well this drawing! I appreciate it.
The Donald was responsible for 9/11? I know he is a douchebag, but not at that level.
When I win you will see how a jerk handles it.
To be a jerk, I’d probably buy the rights to all TV shows with a cliffhanger season ending and not show them ever again!
I’m feeling lucky. How much do islands go for these days?
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I don’t know if jerk quite captures the essence of this man but imagining him winning more than a half billion dollars makes my head bleed just a little bit.
If a jerk won $640 million… he’d be a rich black child.
What if a jerk created a thread about a jerk winning the lottery?
I figured someone would beat me to this guy!
You know what I’d like to do with a little of that money? Make a donation to any house of worship that he and the WBC pickets. Especially our local MCC congregation.
You are much more likely to be struck by lightning twice in the same place, or make two holes in one on the same day playing golf.
Good luck!
I was forced into a pool by everyone at work. There is no way that I wanted to be the only one left if they all won.