How about Shinto? It’s a cool religion but you pretty much have to be Japanese for it.
Three worst religions to keep: Baalism, Huitzilopochtlism, and Juche.
Shaktism, Noahidism, Sikhism.
Shinto! Thanks, Little Nemo - Conservative Judaism, Hinduism, and Shinto!
- Buddhism. I’m not Buddhist, but I do think Buddhism is the most sensible and rational of them all, so it deserves to make the cut.
- Judaism. Because choosing not to include Judaism on this list would mean choosing to annihilate it. You know who else tried to annihilate the Jews? See why that would be a non-starter?
- Islam. Because they preserved classical learning and civilization during the Dark Ages, so they should be given this out of gratitude. And who knows, maybe all they need is a little love for a change to quit acting so ornery.
I didn’t include my own religion, Paganism. Why? It’s already been officially abolished over and over again for so many centuries, and yet it’s still going. So abolish it or not, I’m still going to be Pagan anyway. 