What if the US had a good education system would this lead to a more scrutinize governance

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I would have to hear more about this “evoution” before I decide whether I believe in it or not. If it’s anything like that “theory of evolution” I keep hearing about, well, that’s just crazy talk.

How do you expect us to kill our food, and any random people we don’t like?

Pat Robertson doesn’t take my money, I give it to him of my own free will. And since the Lord says 10 percent, I give 20, 'cause I consider it an investment in my heavenly future, know what I mean?

What’s good for Halliburton is good for the country. Everyone knows that.

Most of the land area of the planet consists of third-world shitholes. And you apparently live in one and are jealous of us. What’s to understand?

Fast food allows me to manage my time much more efficiently, so I can take longer baths and watch many more interesting TV progrqams.

They’re experts. I assume they know what they are talking about. Who are you exactly? I’m guessing some sort of Communist.

We can’t help it if the Brits lack the courage of their convictions. That’s part of the reason we fought for our independence, you know: it was obvious even back in the 1700s that the British would go all weak-kneed on capitalism when it counted.

I acknowledge my fellow citizens every day, mostly by blasting my horn at them when they hold me up in traffic.

I used to look at Canada all the time, but they told me to stop staring and threatened me with a restraining order, so now I’m careful not to make eye contact.

So you are in fact a Communist. I knew it!

Well, we thought about letting them just starve to death, but it turns out there is still some need for low-wage, low-skill workers, so we’ll leave 'em in the ghettos for now.

What? We elected them; the least they can do is tell us what we want to hear. Ever hear of Jimmy Carter? He thought he could get away with telling people what they didn’t want to hear, and now he’s building houses in third-world shitholes like the one you no doubt live in. Pissed away a lucrative career in the private sector, the fool.

I’m all in favor of an education system that teaches people how to use a damn spell-checker.

Fine, then. “our neighbeer Canada.”

Is that OK, eh?

It’s the poutine and beer.

Well, being edukated in ?Merica, we’er taut that Adam mated the monkey, or da ape or somethin like dat. And then Tarzan was borne, and he mated Jane who was the mother of mankind. Its’ in one of dem bibble books near the bak I think. Perhaps the books of Revolutions or the book of King James.

If obesity in America strikes you as a terrible thing, you’d better get to work sealing our Southern border.

No joke- what do you suppose the fattest country in the world is? (Nope, it’s NOT the United States!)

Mexicans are now the world’s fattest people. And every day, thousands of these folks are comming to the USA and raising our collective blood pressure and cholesterol levels.

Get thee to the border and join the Minutemen now, Malghe! It’s our only hope!

Dear OP: Thank you so much for your reasoned critique of America and it’s failure to educate. We will give your post all the attention and respect it deserves.

malghe’s things to do before being banned -

Slam Jews - check
Slam USA - check
Slam Christians - pending
Slam minorities - pending
Use spell Checker - tabled indefinitely
Use punctuation - rejected

Superfluous apostrophe, you peasant.

Yours in hope of a more scrutinize governance,
Shodan

I’ve collected 5 ghettos so far, and I’m working on #6 right now so I can get my Ghetto Collectors Merit Badge.

Oh BlaH1 Ghetto’s are easy. My nephew picked up eight Country Clubs (6 gets you a privileged Badge) and is well on his way to getting a double affluent cluster.

Not to mention correct spelling, grammar and syntax.

Huh?

http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=17745094&postcount=71

Yes. Goes without saying, really.

American woman, get away from meeee.

Oh. I was only looking at the OP.

I agree that the road to bandome can be short and straight.

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The Doctor got it

No I agree but it is one that teaches basics human rights also applies to your own citizens not just to the elite.