What is a good retort to 'government is not a babysitter'

In My Humble Opinion
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Then what’s with all the Good Touch/Bad Touch games???

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This thread is better suited for IMHO.

I’ll move it for you.

Cajun Man
for the SDMB

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Say, “Government is not my babysitter, it’s my LOVE SLAVE!”

Then they’ll say what the hell does that mean? or words to that effect.

Then you say, "It means about as much as your line about government not being my babysitter. Government is also not my pool boy, my manicurist or my food processor. So the fuck what?