Ron Jeremy has entered the chat.
My libido just left the room.
No Midsomer Murders in your rotation?
https://boards.straightdope.com/t/midsomer-murders-what-is-that-nocturnal-animal-bird-cry/
Yes. Riding lawnmower was better.
Yep. But she was just bent over the table. Actually totally on the table? I cant see it.
[The movie Clue]
Miss Scarlett, looking at a roll of negatives: No one can get into that position.
Professor Plum, moving towards her: Sure they can. Let me show you.
[/TMC]
The type of table isn’t specified, but in my case it was a dog groomer’s table. I met a dog groomer at a bar. We got to talking and ended up at her shop. The table raised/lowered hydraulically to facilitate working with different sized dogs.
I assumed she’d done it before. She had a great sense of humor and told me afterwards that I was a good boy.
I’ll show myself out now.
Did she trim the fur around your hoo ha?
Nope, nor did she check my anal glands.
/hijack
On the counter next to the sink in a posh hotel bathroom. It was part of the suite her boss was using as an office.
Lock the doors, get her naked and plop her down on the counter, with her back facing the wall. Drop your pants, have her wrap her legs around your hips, and go at it!
It was extra-special because it was her first time. 
(Well, her second or third, actually. I’d lost count.)
Bent over a couch is nice too! 
Uh, I do that quite a bit. I’m actually doing it tonight. Not the whole neighborhood, but a few people do come over. Works really well for Halloween.
Yeah, we used to do that all the time, also.
Takes notes
Yep.
Once read a sex scene where a woman and a centaur had sex, and one of the points was using a dining room table to get the woman to a comfortable height/position for the centaur guy to do the deed.
Oddly enough, it wasn’t a romance novel or fan fix. It was part of a series about meta-humans.
What did the centaur do with his front legs? Fold them or extend them? 
Sort of extend them above her heard? The scene wasn’t overly detailed. Honestly I’m not sure how the position works, not be an aficionado of bestiality-adjacent sex.
Never been to Mexico eh?
Since the thread has taken a southward turn into “what sex acts are extremely common in TV or movies but almost never happen in real life?” I submit sex in the shower.
TV shows and movies love depicting couples doin’ it in the shower. I wouldn’t say it ‘almost never’ happens IRL, but in my experience it’s something you try once in a new relationship, when you’re in the adventurous stage, and never again. Seems like a sexy romantic thing, but in reality it’s cramped and awkward, you have to keep switching positions so one person is not getting cold out of the water stream and the other person hogging the warm water all the time, and someone inevitably knocks all the shampoos and stuff off the tray hanging from the shower head.