My experiences differ.
No. And absolutely no desire to go there for any reason. It’s not just because of the alleged donkey sex shows.
Good for you. But I think it’s at least safe to say that the shower is far from anyone’s favorite place to have sex.
That happened to me once. I think no distractions during sex has to be a given. Making sure you’re standing and not going to fall is distracting.
Also, make sure you know who’s in there before you climb in the shower!
We have a shower built for two. Two shower heads, and a nice bench. Nevertheless, I agree with you. I think we might have started in the shower once or twice (when we were younger) but a bed is really a better place to be comfortable during the main event.
I’m reminded of a sitcom gag long ago, of a couple remarking how they’d “christened’ every piece of furniture in their home. The visitors jaws drop when they realize that included the hallway deer antler coat rack
That’s how I know what a fox sounds like!
Showers are not conducive to lubrication. You need to finish in the bedroom.
Well, you could get the special lubricant
Corollary to this, I submit:
Couples taking a bath together in a standard-sized tub. Not necessarily leading to sex in the tub, but being portrayed as a romantic activity.
I’ve tried it a few times, starting when I was a teenager. Two people in a tub is cramped, and any type of movement is difficult. Plus, the water gets cold too quickly.
Agreed. Tried it once, and I never will again unless I have one as big as Alotta Fagina’s.
Yeah, but cleanup afterwards is a cinch.
You know that big jacuzzi tub at the casino resort hotel? You both fit but you should probably disinfect thoroughly before naked activities. Just a safety reminder.
And that airliner bathroom; it really is too small. Possible, but still awkward. Once but never again.
And on an ocean beach; gritty, sandy, salty, thousand of creepy crawly bitey things. Just NO.
How about the portrayal of someone who lays down in the bathtub to sleep at night, after all of the beds and sofas are taken? You can’t stretch out, as tubs (usually) aren’t long enough, they’re hard surfaces and the surface robs body heat. I think I’d rather try to sleep on a bare floor or carpet (and I have tried both).
Yeah, I agree with you on that. There was ONE time that I slept in a tub, and it was because I woke up in bed so sick to my stomach that I couldn’t do anything to stop either end of me from…evacuating. So I laid in a waterless tub and passed out, halfway hoping that I would just die so that I wouldn’t feel this colossally sick anymore.
I woke up sometime a day later, feeling weak but better. To this day, I don’t know what caused it. Wasn’t booze. Couldn’t trace it to something I ate.
I once had a summer job in which full toilet facilities were provided for both the male and female staff, who frequently showered before and after work.
One morning after a particularly wild party on site, I walked into the men’s loo to take a whiz and found a colleague fast asleep in the wall-mounted trough urinal. 
How many times he did this before or afterwards, I don’t know.
(And no, I didn’t pee on him.)
Yeah worse that just the floor.
Or after your date tells you she works in the morning.
That’s probably just a Norwegian thing.