What is porn?

Porn is something that Batman really, really likes.
If he’s prepared.

[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
Porn is something that Batman really, really likes.
If he’s prepared.
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That is such a spectacularly random thing to say! Batman a big porn freak, maybe?

[QUOTE=Struan]
That is such a spectacularly random thing to say! Batman a big porn freak, maybe?
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Are you asking what Batman needs, to be prepared to enjoy porn?
[ol]
[li]Champagne[/li][li]Rubbers[/li][li]Catwoman[/li][li]Giving Alfred the night off.[/li][li]Send Robin to the movies.[/li][/ol]

My older sister says that the Food Network is porn for pregnant people.

[QUOTE=Vinyl Turnip]
My wife jokingly professes jealousy when I watch Nigella’s show, but I don’t think she’s entirely joking.
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My wife thinks Nigella is a ho.

[QUOTE=Bosda Di’Chi of Tricor]
Are you asking what Batman needs, to be prepared to enjoy porn?
[ol]
[li]Champagne[/li][li]Rubbers[/li][li]Catwoman[/li][li]Giving Alfred the night off.[/li][li]Send Robin to the movies.[/li][/ol]
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I don’t think Robin was “sent to the movies”.