thinksnow, would that be titled “Six Degrees of Cecilation” (as in how far we are from the Master)?
evilbeth - BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Good one!!!
I know Tater’s evil plot but I won’t talk. Ya hear me? I won’t say what it is even with those bright lights pointing my way. Momma? Is that you. I told you about the cornflakes and the noodle incident. I promise I won’t speak of it again.
HUGS!
Sqrl
PS. I really do know what it is but I won’t talk. 
Greetings people of Dopeland!
I have much experience in dealing with the scheming of the sultyr goddess, tatertot. I have been fortunate enough never to incur the full force of the wrath she is capable of dishing. tatertot has had much experience in plotting and scheming, but, I must say she has never gone (nor has anyone short of those cheesy television shows with actual budgets) as far as she has this time. Once the beans are finally spilled, I can say with complete certainty she will have put you all in a state of…dumbstruck awe. After all, what is a good plot without a magnificently painful amount of built curiosity? To those of you who get your 24 hour preview, consider yourselves priviledged.
Whenever any of you need consulting services on plotting and scheming, just contact tatertot and, for a small fee to help feed our hungry child, I am sure she will be more than happy to oblige. You won’t find a more qualified expert anywhere!
Hats of to you, Tracy, you will earn everything you get from this one.
[screeching halt]
Hiya MisterTot!
::waves::
If you say it’s safe, then I’m okay with it.
[/screeching halt]
Dangnabbit, bethie done spilled the beans on this here l’il project 'o mine. Oh well, I guess that just gives y’all time to prepare for your Hillbilly Masters. That’ll larn dem EuroDopers to get Rednecks messed up with us Hillbillys.
I’ve found out some information from inside sources as to Tater’s plan. Namely that it involves three cases of silly string, a vat of lard and a 6" replica of the Empire State building. Clearly, she must be stopped at all costs!