What is the best way to get a gun into China?

Factual Questions
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The peoples government strictly forbid the import of weapons into the country. What do I need to do to overcome this?

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Have a Falun Gong member smuggle it in.

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The obvious question: why?

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Also, what does the thread you linked to have to do with smuggling?

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How can this possibly be an appopriate topic?

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I’m thinking the only reason this thread is open this long is because the mods are in serious debate over how best to smite the OP. This may get ugly.

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Would smuggling a gun into China violate US laws?

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Become President of the United States, and no third world, slant eyed, cat eating Chinamen can tell you what to do.

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Sahn…uhr…yee…

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Ling?

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Closed.

Muad’Dib. You got some ‘splainin’ to do. Check your email.

samclem GQ moderator [sub]who takes a nap now and then[/sub]