Sparsecs. 
Only if you’re from somewhere where people eat them regularly.
Nah, “squirrel” and “girl” rhyme in my dialect, too. It’s debatable whether you want to consider those words one or two syllables, though.
No. It’s squi-rel. Two syllables.
Do you regularly eat girls?
Hell some people pronounce girl “girdle”.
Or you could call it the Cholmondeley* dictolmonde.
- “Chumley”
Well, sort of. The [ɫ] is so short, it can be heard as a triphthong (with the being a dipthong of [ɜ] and [ɹ]). The thing is, [ɹ] and [l] go so poorly together, that you hear the same triphthong/extra syllable in words like girl.
In other words, both would be transliterated as ending with [ɝɫ]. Whether you count the [ɫ] as separate syllable is your choice.
Isn’t that what Swedish people have in the sauna?
I seem to recall a swing era dance called the Skrountch. If one had the opportunity to do it, one could be said to have Skrountched (11 letters).
Have to, if you want to get along with 'em.
Ahem…sinfinities. It happens in Vegas.