What is the longest you have gone without a shower?

Probably like 14 years—showers were a rarity in small town Texas back in the forties and early fifties. Baths, yes; showers, no. After my parents bought a house with a shower, I never looked back—I probably haven’t had a tub bath in forty years or so.

Seems like I remember a bout with the flu in which I didn’t bathe for about 3 days or so. It was that lay-in-bed-and-heave-till-you-see-the-angels kind of flu.

Reading this thread has made me feel dirty, though. I’m going to go get in the shower.

No, really, I am …