What is the most annoying sound in the world?

15,000 shrieking tween girls at a boy band concert ( in this case New Kids on the Block plus 4-5 opening groups ). Okay that was more Cthulhu-level maddening than simply annoying, but it is easily the worst sound I’ve ever heard. Even with earplugs it was agony.

I would swear those girls had somehow mastered some fancy Yoga technique that allowed them to never pause to draw a breath. I can picture their wizened Yogi master exhorting them during their long training sessions - “breath through the nose, shriek through the mouth” ;).

Leaf blowers. Die in a fire.

That Fred kid on YouTube

Doctor says: “huh, I’ve never seen that before.”

Yeah. I watched about 5 seconds of that. :eek:

Christmas music.

Taylor Swift

The sound of a dog throwing up.

You know I’m all about that bass, bout that bass, no treble

:mad: Accck! That’s as far as it ever gets before my hand manages to find the radio dial.

Disco.

Punk, death metal, gangsta rap, even boy bands have yet to equal Disco.

The sound a metal fork makes scraping over the teeth of someone who apparently hasn’t figured out that they have both a tongue and flexible lips.

Crinkling cellophane. Especially in a movie theater.
I tip my (noiseproof) hat to the mention of "people loudly eating food, especially on TV. Out here in Cali-land we used to have commercials for Carl’s Jr hamburger where they deliberately played up all the disgusting sounds of someone eating their messy burgers. I always wondered if those cost them more customers than they gained.

The sound it makes when someone is cleaning the underside of their nails with the nails of the other hand.

But I’d rather hear that than new school rap.

Snoring.

Or maybe car alarms…

I accidentally listened to that song and it was my earworm for A SOLID WEEK. Thanks ever so for mentioning it.

I third leaf blowers. And other noisy yard tools. Though for some reason, I don’t mind lawnmowers as much.

Also, those freaking idiots who drive their car around the neighbourhood really fast late at night during the summer, keeping me awake. It’s not so much that the sound of cars is annoying in and of itself, but I think it’s more the fact that they’re doing something annoying and dangerous.

you too, huh?

John Denver. Seriously. There is something in his voice that just makes me ill.

+1. I think he has adenoid problems.

I agree with people eating, especially when it sounds like the people eating are having oral sex with their food. Ugh.

There is a special place in hell for the guy chasing one goddamn leaf for ten minutes with the leaf blower whining away.

Barking dog. Behind (almost) every barking dog, there is a dog owner depriving the animal of some need.