You know my mother, then. 
I’m a musician, and I can tell a good singer from a bad singer. My mother is terrible at singing, but not ashamed to do it anyway. Thankfully I don’t live with her anymore.
That asshole in the audience during the recording of “Old Love” that was used on the 24 Nights CD. Why did he feel it was necessary to whistle like that during the soft passages?
Oh, the sound of incoming fire is pretty annoying also.
Leaf blowers
Jack hammers
Thumping bass on full volume car speaker
Revving Harley
The stupid jingle from the ice cream truck