Whatdya know. The 2nd picture on this site clearly shows that the Pope only rides Pimp-style…
http://www.popemobile.org/
And here we see that the Pope has everyday problems, too…
http://www.dirtcentral.com/PopesVehicle.html
Ahhhhhhh!!! But, the Creme De La Creme (sp)… A site with a, excellent musical decription of this Holy man’s hallowed hoopty…
http://www.penduluminc.com/cdart/popemobile.htm
Enjoy - JC
The Cult 45 music video was fairly interesting, but they’re not kidding when they say it takes a while to load. And yeah, I can see where Catholics might find it offensive.
And–FTR-- y’all did know that the DirtCentral squib is an Onion-style satirical piece, yes? “News The Way It Ought To Be”.
Today’s stories:
http://www.dirtcentral.com/BushCrashesPlane.html
MIAMI, FL - Angry denials greeted reporters today as senior campaign aides for George W. Bush, Jr discounted Taiwanese investigators’ preliminary conclusions that the Texas governor had attempted to fly an ill-fated Singapore Airlines flight to Los Angeles from Chiang Kai Shek airport in Taipei while drunk.
http://www.dirtcentral.com/RIAA.html
LOS ANGELES - Declaring that the “digital age has led directly to music piracy,” the Recording Industry Association of America, a trade group representing the multi-billion-dollar music recording industry, today introduced new recording technology they say will forever put an end to consumers’ copying of music.
The “new recording technology” is a gramophone.
http://www.dirtcentral.com/EnviroBush.html
NATIONAL PARK - Republican presidential hopeful George W. Bush trudged into the backwoods with reporters to announce a $2.3 billion environmental program that he said would convert wilderness and other undeveloped areas into safe and manageable lands. The Texas governor, who dubbed himself the official “steward of the earth” while passing out complimentary axes and bottles of industrial waste to the press, called his “Conversion Conservation” program the cornerstone of his new environmental vision for the nation.
“We’re gonna get these companies interested in converting these dangerous lands into places all Americans can go to,” a determined Bush told reporters. “You shouldn’t have to worry about snakes and bears when you come out here,” said Bush, “and having a Monsanto or a Dow factory nearby will make sure you don’t have to.”