What is the ugliest part of your body? The part of your body you look and say, “Gah! what an eyesore! put an [appropriately sized for anatomy] paper bag over that thing!” I’m not necessarily saying things that you are insecure about but rather just parts of you that you find ugly on an aesthetic level.
For me it would have to be my knees. I have hideous knees. Sometimes I think about tying little surgical masks over my knees to protect soccer moms and young children from getting offended by my knees when I’m wearing shorts
What an aptly timed thread. I normally don’t put my glasses on untill I’m dressed but I put them on after I got out of the shower this morning and was treated to an unclothed glimpse of my big fat belly. I look like a freaking Venus of Willendorf. A bag of lumpy white cheese curds could not be uglier.
For me it would be my toes! The rest of my feet look ok but I think my toes are ugly. The toe next to my big toe is longer then my big toe and it looks weird!
Elbows. In the summer they’re not so bad, but in the winter they get dry and scratchy and are darker than the rest of my skin, so always look dirty. No matter how mcuh I scrub them.
This f’n patch of ringworm that won’t go away. It’s gross. And I will also hate the next patch I get, because it seems no matter what I do, I always have patch.
That’s called “Morton’s Toe.” About 30% of the population is so inflicted. For those looking for more information on this subject, try http://www.foot.com/info/cond_mortons_toe.jsp
My ‘undernuts’ is nothing to brag about.
My mouth. I’ve got those thin Nordic lips and I don’t like the way I look when I smile. Individually I think my mouth and my nose would be fine but put ‘em together and they don’t look right. Just sayin’.
First of all: Damn you, dropzone, for beating me to that.
Now that that’s out of the way; both of my big toes qualify. They were severely ingrown for a long time back when I was in school. I had to have surgery done on them. The nails fell off and grew back warped, thick, and just generally fucked up.
Where is the ringworm located? When my friend got it, he had it on the TIP of his nose. It looked pretty funny. I’ve seen people get it on their scalp- they have a ring-shaped bald spot :eek:
my knees are horrid – they both have extra bone grown below the kneecaps at the top of my tibias. (tibii?) i can’t remember what it’s called, but it’s from liquid that built up around my knees and calcified. (caused by several hockey-related strains and injuries to my knees over many years.)
my right knee is significantly worse than my left, but both are quite abnormal looking. eventually i’m going to need the bony protrusions removed, (along with at least one probable knee replacement) as they are more brittle than my regular bones, and if broken or chipped off could cause a lot of both pain and damage. but for now i get along ok, and don’t really wanna spend a lot of time in rehab until it becomes absolutely necessary.
