I submit - What if the Big Bang didn’t happen.
I think you win.
What if the Universe suddenly rotated 180 degrees - and nobody noticed.
:smack:
I think that counts as a thread-killer-OP. I think some reviving is needed…
CLEAR!
So… what is the penultimate “What if”?
Meh. If the Big Bang didn’t happen, then presumably you wouldn’t be here to think about it, or the (insert theist group here) are right, etc.
Either way, “What if everything you knew was wrong?”
It presumes a “you”, but it kind of has to, doesn’t it?
What if a duck’s quack really didn’t echo?
What if you were the only girl in the world,
And I were the only boy?
What if the Universe rotated 90 degrees? Well, we’d be in imaginary space.
What if I never got up this morning? I’d write the world’s shortest blues song.
What if I could rock but not roll? I’d climb a stairway to heaven.
What if Elvis lived? JFK would have died in Dallas.
What if Monroe died? Dukakas would have won.
What if there were several types of hominid species of varying intelligence?
What if Cecil had never been born?
What if Breakfast Chunks had never been invented? Then tasty breakfast squids would sweep the nation!
I think the ultimate what-if is if you do not believe that “I think, therefore I am.” That is, that thinking you exist means nothing, and that you and the universe, present and past, can all be imaginary- when the thought ceases, there is no more of anything.
Obviously, the ultimate ‘what if’ is What if there were no hypothetical situations?
What if a != a?
What if we were all just figments of somebody else’s imagination?
Barry
What if you sprouted the opposing sex’s genitalia for one day?
What if those creationists were right about adam and eve and we were only created 8,000(or somethin like that, im no scholar)years ago?
What if the opposing sexes finally learned to get along?
Seriously, I’d be okay with the “penis for a day” plan so long as my own sex characteristics retreated for that day. Wouldn’t want all of it cluttering up my jeans.
What if the Red Sox pitching holds up for the entire season, and they win the Series? Would this city (Boston) survive?
What if everybody changed gender for a day?
What if there were an intelligent species living on planet Earth?
What if this is the Matrix??