What is the worst thing in the world (that would fit in cafe society)?

This movie, which I saw in college and hated, hated, hated: Liquid Sky - Wikipedia

Will Smith
American Idol
Jim Carrey
Twilight
Kenny Chesney
Rascal Flatts
Toby Keith
Tyler Perry
Nü metal
Chris Brown
Speidi

and, of course, the Grand Wizard of Wankery: Jay Leno

ETA: And how could I forget the fucking Olive Garden?