tapu
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Any relation to Tracy Terrell? (Linguist who was my grad advisor)
Eonwe
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From The Muppet Movie:
Man at bar, to girlfriend: “Go wash, you’ll get warts”
Kermit: That’s a myth!
Man: Yeah, and she’s my myth!
Kermit: No; myth, myth!
Other woman: Yeth?
I just read this one a few days ago, lucky for you.
I believe this trope (chain of corrections) comes closest.
Edited: And I see the OP hasn’t even been here for a few years, ah well. There it is for anyone else who was wondering.
I’ve heard these called Gilliganisms.
Professor: The boulder instantly disintegrated.
Gilligan: And not only that, it crumbled into a million tiny pieces!
True, but in the film it’s clear the warden mistook it to be a very rude word.
An English gentleman visiting New York City realizes he’s short on dress shirts. He instructs a cabbie, “Please take me to the nearest haberdasher”.
The cabbie answers, “Yes sir, right away”.
A few minutes pass, and the Englishman asks the cabbie, “Are we getting near a haberdashers?”
“Yes sir, real soon”.
A few more minutes, and the Englishman suspects he’s being duped. “Look here man, do you or do you not know where there is a haberdasher?”
The cabbie pulls over and looks the Englishman straight in the eye.
“Look mister”, says the cabbie, “I’m cool. You can be straight with me. Whaddaya after, booze, or women?”