He’s probably been shooting DDT. It’s a gateway drug, you know: It leads to PHP, TTY, DEC, and VMS. Pretty soon, you’re down to your last bite, stealing cycles and trying to stay ahead of the garbage collectors. Don’t even ask about the sex-pees.
Umm…what’s groan sex? :o
I understand Cunan O’Bountarian has a late-night talk show.