What is this (Tchaikovsky?) military march I'm remembering?

My brother used to play it on vinyl when I was a toddler. I’m pretty sure he said it was by Tchaikovsky. It sounded like it was played with a full symphony. A fast triple-meter time signature (maybe 6/8).

My attempt to sketch it out (the first line is the scale interval, the second is the beat):

8765 6 8765 6 523523 523523 6543 4 6543 4 …
123456 123456 123456 123456 123456 123456 …

Another way to recognize it: there’s a football cheer that I remember from a Three Stooges episode that goes, “Give 'em the axe, give 'em the axe, give 'em the axe, the axe, the axe…” which matches the rhythm pretty closely.

Googling “Tchaikovsky” and “military march” has turned up a couple of pieces that are definitely not it.

TIA.

Reminds me of a song I used to sing in the SCA: “Oh, we think, we think, we think, the King is a fink, a fink, a fink, an emblem of respectability…”

Unfortunately, this was a parody, and I don’t know its real title. :frowning:

I believe this is the football cheer you mention:

“Give 'em the axe” is a football chant from Stanford/Cal games. I think the Stooges used it in “Out West” - but I don’t think it relates directly to Tchaikovsky. Maybe I’m wrong.

There’s an old song called “Lily the Pink” that may be the source of “The King Is a Fink”. (I’m just guessing based on rhymes and rhythm.)

That’s it! But I doubt it has any connection to Pyotr Il’ich. :frowning:

The song was a minor hit in the UK by the Scaffold.

Two facts about the Scaffold: The guy in the middle is Roger McGough, who became one of the UK’s most respected poets.

The guy on the right is Paul McCartney’s brother.

Seriously, could you (the OP) be remembering some part of Tchaikovsky’s Slavonic March? :dubious:

Both Mozart and Beethoven wrote Turkish marches, but I don't think that's what you're looking for.

It’s from Swan Lake. I’ll have the exact part in a few minutes.

I think this is the piece you remember. It’s the second (fast) section of the Hungarian Dance from act 2, starting at 1:55.

Polovetsian Dances, maybe, by Aleksandr Borodin? This part especially.

I think it may be

**Schubert’s Marche Militaire **

Nothing yet that matches the music mentioned in the OP, but I’m listening to some great music! Thanks to all.

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Seriously, could you (the OP) be remembering some part of Tchaikovsky’s Slavonic March? :dubious:

[/QUOTE] No, but thank you for that - you've IDed a snippet (4:45-6:22) which I've played for years in my rendition of "Guitar Rag" (it's an eclectic version). Much appreciated!

No, but the part starting at 7:36 was recorded as a popular song “Stranger in Paradise” (which I should have remembered from seeing that commercial in the 1970’s for a classical music compilation). Thanks!

Since we seem to be shotgunning this, how about the Radetzky March? It’s by Johann Strauss (Sr), not Tchaikovsky, but its cadence seems to match. The video is from the Vienna Philharmonic New Year’s concert, where the march — and audience participation — are traditional.

GAH! That particular excerpt from Swan Lake is obviously not it. I don’t know why I posted it. :smack::smack::smack:

But I’m familiar with the piece you describe. I can hear it in my head! I just can’t find it. It is definitely Tchaikovsky.

FINALLY! Swan Lake, Act II, Danses des cygnes (end). The exact part you remember comes in about 40 seconds later. Tchaikovsky: Swan Lake - The Kirov Ballet - YouTube

The fairly well-known pas de quatre (4 ballerinas with joined, crossed hands) is a bit earlier in the ballet, at 50:14.

YES! Thank you!