I’ve gotten reasonably used to the random collections of letters that appear in spam subject lines, and I understand that they’re supposed to circumvent filters. The same thing with the leet speak that they use, like “/iagra”. But today I got the mother of all bizarre spams. Here it is in it’s entirety:
"Free CableTV!No more pay!*
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WTF is up with that? Without looking each one up, it seems like they are all real words, people’s names, places, or the like, except for maybe a couple. What kind of a person is going to see that and click on the link (which was a gif that wouldn’t load that linked to a site that doesn’t exist, by the way)? What could possibly be the point of something like this? Does someone actually expect this to generate revenue? It almost seems like it’s maybe the product of a company contracted to send out spam, but they didn’t want to actually take the time to create a legible product, and used some random word generator in the hopes that the company who contracted it would never know. Or if their intent was that you simply click on the link, why bother adding all the gibberish? This is just so absurd I’m almost unspeechified.