What is Victoria's secret?

[Manduck]

I tried to watch some of that Victoria’s Secret fashion show while channel surfing, but whenever I switched to CBS they had that Sting dipshit on doing one of his boring songs. Bring on the naked ladies, I say! But no; Sting is what you shall have :mad:

[Horseflesh]

*Originally posted by Already in Use *
**Some of us secretly go commando. **

It’s supposed to be a secret? :eek:

[d_redguy]

Adobe Photoshop.

[AncientHumanoid]

Her father’s a German, she’s half German, and she married a German!

[Tripler]

Bruce Springsteen, when not writing songs, is apparently an undercover P.I. He was able to find out that it’s a secret garden she hides. . .

Tripler
And she’ll let you in if you pay the price.

[andygirl]

*Originally posted by photopat *
**She’s really Victor? **

Well, actually…

[FairyChatMom]

*Originally posted by twickster *
**Sexy underwear? Hate to disabuse those who have met/will someday meet me, but I’m a white cotton kinda gal. **

You and me both. Plain, cheap white cotton. Comfy and practical.
Dang, when I write it out like that, I sound so boring…

[lauramarlane]

I love the pretty, lacey stuff–but VS doesn’t make anything in my bra size

[hybrid_dogfish]

There is no secret, and if there were it wouldn’t concern you. Go about your business, move along now.

[slortar]

*Originally posted by Kalhoun *
**Her secret is that she’s a slut. A tramp. A trollop. A hip-slingin’ daughter of Satan. A slattern. A floozy. She’s easy. A girl of ill-repute. A good-time girl. A party girl. For a good time, call Vicki. **

Hip-slingin’ daughters of Satan unite! At my place! For drinks! Whoohoo!

[CalMeacham]

Victoria’s secret is that she can make some of the ugliest breasts I’ve ever seen actually look hot

What’s an ugly breast?
Breasts is always beautiful.

[Laughing_Lagomorph]

*Originally posted by hybrid_dogfish *
**…Go about your business, move along now. **

These are not the breasts you’re looking for.

[Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor]

Victoria’s secret is that she could have ended the great Famine in Ireland at any time, with a word, but chose not to.

[cygnus]

*Originally posted by Kalhoun *
**Her secret is that she’s a slut. A tramp. A trollop. A hip-slingin’ daughter of Satan. A slattern. A floozy. She’s easy. A girl of ill-repute. A good-time girl. A party girl. For a good time, call Vicki. **

(“For a good time, call Vicki” was the perfect touch.)
I live near where VS’s parent company is based, so they appear in the business section of our paper for one reason or another relatively often. One time not too long ago, a reporter doing some story or another (I think it had to do with the origins of companies’ names) asked company representatives who Victoria was. Remarkably, the article said that no one at VS seemed to have any idea. They thought the name had been chosen just because it sounded right or something.

[cybersnark]

Nope - Victoria’s Secret is that SOMEONE ELSE has been wearing that thong before you bought it!!!

http://cbsnewyork.com/topstories/local_story_323155319.html?survey=N

[Binarydrone]

She secretly sells used thongs

[Binarydrone]

*Originally posted by cybersnark *
**Nope - Victoria’s Secret is that SOMEONE ELSE has been wearing that thong before you bought it!!!

http://cbsnewyork.com/topstories/local_story_323155319.html?survey=N **

Khaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaan!

[hybrid_dogfish]

[government official]No secret here, nothing of interest. Go about your business, move along.[/government official]

[spogga]

*Originally posted by Binarydrone *
**http://cbsnewyork.com/topstories/local_story_323155319.html?survey=N]She secretly sells used thongs **

…and what may I ask is wrong with that

[The_Scrivener]

…how little of the cost of the product goes to the Developing World seamstress who assembles it?

Or, alternatively, it’s the secret blend of hops, malt, etc. that makes the Aussies’ favorite beer?