While I was in Victoria’s Secret today, I was wondering…WHO is Victoria and WHAT is her secret? Can ANYONE help me on this one?
The name was developed by a an ad agency. They took a sexy woman’s name(obviously, I cant imagine they’d get much business if it were called “Mike’s Secret”) and used the word “secret” to get people in the store and wonder what the secret was all about.
It also makes women feel sexier because people always associate secrets with sex.
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Melissa sez:
"You knew that I’d know this one. =)
Victoria’s secret is actually the underwear. The company was named after Queen Victoria of Great Britain, whose reign was considered to be of the highest moral standards. Such things as frilly undergarments would never be considered as morally acceptable under the standards set by her. However, it is during this period that shaping undergarments such as corsets, garters, etc. reached their height in popularity. Go figure.
Melissa–who realized that she just gave a history lesson about underwear."
Possible Victoria’s Secrets:
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[li]She likes to dress like a cheap French slut.[/li][li]There is no such company – it’s just a magazine for horny guys.[/li][li]Hi Opal. (Wow, what a strange place for this tu turn up … :p[/li][li]All stock is castoff irregulars from Lane Bryant and Marshall’s.[/li][li]Thongs are better than men.[/li][li]If you look closely at them photos, you can tell that some of those Victorias used to be Victors.[/li][/ul]
Actually, I wouldn’t call Vicky’s cheap and tawdry. It’s more feminine, dainty lacy stuff. You go in there, and the walls are covered in floral paper, the carpet is red velvet, and the dressing rooms are extremely fancy. Classical violin and piano music piped in. It’s very girly and frilly.
Frederick’s of Hollywood, is what I’d call sleazy.
You say “sleazy” like it’s a bad thing.
It’s not the hot pink color all over, It’s not the floral wallpaper, its not the music, it’s not the crushed velvet trim. It is the smell of the place. Cheap perfume! This must be the smell of the proverbial French whorehouse.
Well, that’s from the perfume they sell in the next room. It’s all those different scents mixed together! Whew!
Much more like a Kansas City cathouse, actually.
Ironically enough, Queen Victoria herself probably didn’t wear underwear, at least during the early part of her reign. Like Scots and the kilt, until the mid-nineteenth century women didn’t usually wear anything under their skirts.