Huh…I’m sorry, but IMHO, your comment is out of place. If you want to criticize another poster personally, take it to The BBQ Pit.
Junk food.
Sweets of all shapes, sizes and varieties.
Masturbation.
If you masturbate enough in the morning to the point where you’re late for lecture or for a previous engagement, then it’s a problem. It’s only happened a few times, I swear! But man was it good! Woo!
Peanut Butter Pretzels. I ate half a jar yesterday. Mmm. Breakfast, lunch and dinner in 15 minutes.
Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, gin, shmalzy 1930s dance band records, and women with large feet.
Chocolate chip cookie dough, to include cookie dough ice cream.
There’s a message board I lurk at which is ultra-right wing. I do believe it’s as far to the right as you can get without becoming a neo-nazi (and I have my doubts about some of the members). I never post, I just watch it for the trainwreck factor, trying to piece together where these goofballs got lost.
I’ve conquered and done away with my guilty pleasures. Life is kinda boring since I started doing it right.
Next time try this: “Sorry I’m late - I was masturbating.” 
Mine is McDonald’s.
(I actually was going to say masturbating, but I had a feeling someone would beat me to it.)
Hey, don’t beat yourself up about it. Really :eek: !
My guilty pleasure is Twizzler’s Pull and Peel. Unfortunately, all my friends know of this guilty pleasure, making me feel worse. Ah well.
Watching unthinkably insipid anime romantic comedies. Which is even more strange when you consider that I won’t come within fifty feet of the vast majority of live-action comedies.
Oh, well. ::loads the next episode of “Happy Lesson”::
Simultaneously reading romantic fanfiction, cruising the web (and Dope) and playing Freecell. I know I’m killing brain cells but I still do it.
Foodwise, it’s queso and tortilla chips. Or maybe eating a tube of raw chocolate chip cookie dough with a fork. Mmmmmm, cookie dough…
Oreo cookies
Cranberry juice and vodka, particularlly if laurelann is making it, as good it will be strong
Smutty mystey novels like Janet Evanovich
Curling up with a book when I should be studying
Really good pizza
And my current and pathetic guilty pleasure: a can of ice cold diet coke. It’s so much cheaper in the bottles, so that’s how buy it, but it’s better in cans. I will jump at the opportunity when someone offers. I’m lame, I know.
Hoarding a ridiculous amount of good marijuana and then not sharing it with my friends - I smoke alone. I don’t really feel bad, but the social pressure and the cannabis culture definitely encourage smoking others up. Because I’m no longer a source of free pot, some of my “friends” begin to see me as stingy and selfish. They probably weren’t friends in the first place.
Oh, and Extreme Makeover Home Edition.
Skor candy bars, fried potatoes with onions, cheesy horror flicks and Everlast boxing shoes. I don’t box. I just like the shoes.
Not sure if it’s actually bad for me, but I like to go into town on the last shopping day before Christmas, get very mildly drunk (actually just have a couple of noce drinks to take the hard edges off the world) and wander about aimlessly, watching the frantic shoppers doing their desperate last-minute gift-buying. It’s a complete waste of time when I should be doing more important stuff, but I try to do it every year.
:smack: That’s ‘nice’ drinks; as far as I know, there isn’t a drink called ‘noce’, although if anyone knows different, please let me know and I might give it a try this Christmas eve.