There is no spoon
Carpe Nocturne (Sieze the Night!)
and Fortitudine! (My family warcry. Translates as With Fortitude!
Oh. and also Meh 
“Every cloud has a silver lining, silver being one notch below the elusive gold.”
“The world is my own personal slip 'n slide.”
This has different meanings based on context, but it tends to save me from careless bouts of clumsiness, an attitude towards work that takes all the fun out of life, and moments of bad behaviour that’s only going to get me in trouble in the long run.
Do it different.
and
Turkey, turkey, turkey; byork, byork, root.
When in trouble or in doubt, run in circles, scream, and shout.
Every now and then, you just have to say, “What the fuck.”
“I must not fear. Fear is the mind-killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me. And when it has gone past, I will turn the inner eye to see its path. Where the fear has gone there will be nothing. Only I will remain.”
- Frank Herbert
Surprised no one threw that one out there yet.
When all else seems lost, FDISK and FORMAT C:.
“Just smile and nod, Theios. Just smile and nod”
I find that this mantra keeps my inner, gibbering maniac from grabbing a rifle and climbing the nearest watertower.
When it comes to message boards, I ask myself, “will this post contribute anything valuable to the thread?”
But I usually hit “submit” anyway.
“Treat others how you want to be treated”
To me, that encompasses it all. Maybe I’m an idealist, but I honestly believe if everyone on this Earth honestly lived by that rule, this place would be far better.
I would even hazard to go as far as to say, that The Ten Commandments (if you’re religious that is, which I’m not)… anyway, I digress… if all humans lived by just that one statement, The Ten Commandments could be swept under the carpet, so to speak.
I once complained I had no shoes, until I met a man that had no feet.
“Don’t hold a road responsible for the sins of its travelers.”
AFAIK, an original todd33rpm. Thought of it one day a decade ago when driving past an ex-girlfriend’s house.