What is your most enviable physical asset?

Oh my. Well, i guess we can say Matt is the least shy about his best physical assests. Matt…could you come over here…i um…need some help with something…yeah.
As for me, I think my legs are nice ans shapely (no thick ankles or anything like that). My hands while a tad scared are still pretty nice I think. Someone said I have pretty eyes. Also, when I dont gel up my hair, it’s a nice dark brown, leaning towards a reddish color. Seasonally i’ll get some red in it, and a few blonde hairs here and there. It’s also very straight and thick (i’ve surprised many barbers who were surprised how nice it was).

DireWolf, ask Omni or Chef Troy about me. They have seen the infamous pics.

I get complimented on my lips quite a bit. I’ve been told they’re kissable but since I can’t really judge by kissing myself, who knows?

I like my eyes. They are dark green but they get lighter when I’m tired or sad. I think they look interesting. They are my favorite physical part of me.

Milo once said I had a pug nose–I don’t much like it because I think it is tilted oddly.

I get lots of compliments on my hair because of it’s red highlights and because it is extremely thick and it has natural curl. It is a pain in the ass to do anything with. It drives me nuts. I would gladly trade with someone else. I also have big boobs. Again, if you like them so much, I would gladly trade.

There are two things about my physical appearance that I believe are big positives. One is my eyes, which are a shade I call “killer blue”. The other is my hair color. Not blonde, not red, but something in between. Oh, how the hairstylists envy it…

I have a drop-dead sexy voice, too, but it’s kind of a stretch to call that a “physical asset”. heh

The only part of my body that I’m really proud of is my penis. It’s slighty bigger than Rocco Siffredi’s.

“How far that little candle throws his beams!
So shines a good deed in a naughty world.”
–The Merchant of Venice, Act 5, Scene I

“O, she doth teach the torches to burn bright!”
–Romeo and Juliet, Act 1, Scene V

ahem
Oh, and as for me: nothing

“I, that am curtail’d of this fair proportion,
Cheated of feature by dissembling nature,
Deformed, unfinish’d, sent before my time
Into this breathing world, scarce half made up,
And that so lamely and unfashionable
That dogs bark at me as I halt by them…”
–Richard III, Act 1, Scene i

apparently it is my mischevious grin shrugs
actually I am rather partial to my little toe - I think it is pretty cute - that’s about it really

Wyldelf, I just looked at your website. Believe me, you have muuuuch more about you worthy of note.

I’m just a skinny weird looking balding geek boy with bad teeth. Believe me, it ain’t pretty.

I used to have beautiful, long hair, and was frequently complimented on it. Now they say my head is a good shape.(???)(shaved head)

I have strong, powerful legs. Highly defined calves, great thighs. [sub]Too bad my knees feel like shredded triscuits[/sub]

Well, I don’t have a “cite” for my pic but, if you ask me really nicely, I might email it to you. Or you could ask Mr. Cynical, Max Torque, Eutychus, Smeghead, Hamadryad, Anthracite, Montfort, Garfield_226, Wood Thrush,… Well, anyway, ask anyone. I’m sure they’d be happy to describe it for you. :wink: I would actually suggest skipping over the Magical Glowing Vagina and waiting for my next pic to show up on the people pages. It will probably be more interesting anyway.

I have been told that I:

Have good/layered hair; have good arms/chest/upper body; have a confident smile.

One doper wants pics of my ass nude. Derive from that what you wish.

And I can personally vouch for Silver_Fire’s glowing vagina. I have it on disk.

Spritle can lick his eye brows :smiley:

My eyes, which are green and surrounded by long, dark eyelashes. I’ve been told they’re “penetrating,” “sly,” and “incredibly sexy.” I didn’t bother to argue with any of these assesments.

Also, my ass. I have a very nice butt.

My hair. I have naturally curly thick dark brown hair. All the hairdressers love it! And my boobs aren’t too bad - 42DD’s. They are starting to droop a little, but I am in my early forties, after all. I like my blue eyes, too. But my butt’s too big, and so is my nose, and my pores. And I have no chin.

My ass. It’s a luscious ass, a round rump of smooth skin. Even Sir Mix-A-Lot got to shout! I never though much of it until started getting compliments on it pretty frequently.

Nice legs, too. Long for my height, nicely shaped. A couple of scars on my knees, though, from a clumsy/tomboyish adolescence.

I get complimented on my eyes, but I don’t know why. They’re your standard dark-brown Spanish eyes, minus long lashes.

I also have an extremely expressive face. I can’t hide what I’m thinking unless I’m trying very hard. This probably isn’t a physical asset, per se, but some people seem to like it.

It’s my daily affirmation! What a loverly way to start a crappy Thursday.

I always felt my main beuaty was my good figure. I don’t say “nice body” because that seems to indicate fitness or something. I am not fit or muscular at [i[all*. What I have is an old-fashined “figure.” Busty (34D) with a small waist and a nice round butt. I have nicely shaped legs and feet, too – although I am too short at 5’1" to have classicly “great (read: long) legs.” One old flame used to call me a “pocket Venus.” A nice old-fashioned way to put it.

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I always felt my main beuaty was my good figure. I don’t say “nice body” because that seems to indicate fitness or something. I am not fit or muscular at [i[all.

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Well, nice ass or not, I need to learn to type! Sheesh. Or, at least remember to hit ‘preview.’

I’d like to say my legs – despite my shortcomings elsewwhere, my legs are in very good shape – lots of bucycling and skiing. I’ve too much excess poundage elsewhere, but none below the waistline.

Unfortunately, no one envies my legs. I do know that people have envied my hair. In our family most people have thin, bodiless hair. Mine is thick and has some heft, and you can style it. I don’t, of course. Typical male.

So there it is – my hair. You take what you can get.

I guess they would be my eyes. Hairdressers also have commented on my hair, I have a strong natural wave that a lot of women would kill for. Unfortunately, my hair is going the way of the dodo ::sigh::

Keith

Due to my excessive Playstation habit, I have really buff thumbs. They’re just ripped, man. You should see 'em.