I’ve heard people claim that the driver of the car was a member of the British secret service. Personally, I just can’t see it:
M: “We have an assignment for you, 007. Are you aware of Princess Diana’s recent relationships?”
James Bond: “Of course, sir. Of late, she’s become quite close to a certain Dodi Al-Fayed, the son of wealthy businessman Modhammed Al-Fayed.”
M: “Exactly. The possibility of Diana marrying an Arab is totally unacceptable. We have decided that she should be eliminated.”
Bond: “But sir, the people will be outraged!”
M: “We’re going to make it look like an auto accident. You will be inserted as the Princess’ driver while she and Mr. Al-Fayed are in Paris. Their car has been sabotaged, so that none of the seatbelts will function except the driver’s. You will accelerate the car to a high rate of speed, and then crash into this bridge abutment here. [Points to map.] Are there any questions?”
Bond: “Can’t I just have sex with her, and make her forget about Old Watshisname?”
M: “Really, 007. Do try to conrol yourself. You have your orders.”
Faked. The Americans got there for in '68, but this was hushed up when it was discovered that the French had had a base there since the time of Jules Verne.
CIA Invented Crack to Hurt Minorities
Copied the French who invented the Gauloise first.
CIA Invents AIDS
Copied the French who invented syphylis first.
The Government Killed John Lennon
Yes. The French government.
Roswell/Area 51
Big cover up. The Air Force has been secretly trying to reverse engineer a Citroen Dyane for decades without success.
No one can tell me that if Elvis had faked his own death, we wouldn’t have seen him turn up right away when his daughter married Michael Jackson. If they were trying to flushing him out, that woulda done it! The King died on the Throne!
Jim “I’m angry, I’m drunk, I’m Dead” Morrison- gone long before he hit the floor.
Marylyn- Poor thing. Another victim consumed by fame.
JFK, RFK, John Lennon- Lone nut jobs. Very sad.
UFO’s- definately, some things are unidentified that fly. Other worldly, not likely.
Moon landing a hoax: an insult to the hard work, long hours, clever thinking and bravery of many fine Americans.
CIA stuff- humans have never needed encouragement to find things destuctive.
The best “proof” I ever heard that Jim Morrison is really dead came from John Densmore, the Doors’ drummer.
When a radio talk show host asked Densmore if Morrison could have faked his death, Densmore said, “No. If Jim were alive, there’s no way he could have gone this llng without calling me to borrow money.”
JFK: I don’t buy the magic bullet theory. No coverup here, just incompetency.
Roswell: something’s being coveredup but I have no idea what. After six decades of coverups, I don’t think the Government itself really knows what either.
Area 51: Government proving grounds. Not really anything unusal going on.
I’m open to the idea there was a 2nd shooter. Who that was, and who he was working for, I have no clue.
Moon Landing faked:
Complete BS. The best evidence most of the nuts seem to have is “The flag was waving but there was no air!” Yeah, it was waving because he was trying to put it in the ground.
The biggest problem with the idea of a conspiracy to cover it up is that it would be impossible to do so. Not only would you have thousands who have to be bought off, killed, sworn to silence, but you’d also have to convince the Russians not to spill the beans. And how on earth you could prevent them from using such a great propaganda tool is beyond me.
**CIA: **
This is the CIA you are talking about, not the Illuminati. They’re far from pure, but they aren’t the evil behind everything that goes wrong in the world.
John Lennon killed:
If the Government were going to bump off Vietnam war foes, why didn’t they kill Jane Fonda after her famous trip? Or Walter Cronkrite, that “left-wing conspirator” who said things about Vietnam that != Victory? Killing a member of a Band that had already broken up makes little sense.
Though I have a soft spot in my heart for the theory that he was aiming for Yoko Ono and missed.
**Roswell: **
The evidence I’ve seen about Roswell is not impressive at all.
**UFOs: **
UFO’s are documented and real.(Remember what UFO stands for) However, I don’t believe they are likely Alien Spacecraft.
**Illuminati: **
There may have once been a society called the Illuminati(or maybe not) but frankly, it’s impossible to take it seriously now, particulary when most of the belivers tend to say they are run by the Alien Snake people(of which Bush is one).
Jim Morrison: To be perfectly frank, I doubt that he could have faked his death for a whole year, much less 34.
Moon Landing: We reached it.
CIA: Again being perfectly frank, I find the idea of them being that competant laughable.
Government Killing John Lennon: The timing’s off by too far, the government isn’t in the habit of creating martyrs, and there are far more tempting targets out there.
Roswell/Area 51: Roswell probably was a rocket test of some sort (wasn’t it where Goddard was based, after all?), and Area 51 is either a weapon storage facility or a testing ground.
UFO’s: Watterson had it best: The surest sign that there is intelligent life elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us.
Illuminati: There really was such an organization, but it was a small one, left existance centuries ago, never operated in most of the areas it has been claimed to be, and (most importantly) no one in it ever held any position of power whatsoever.
