…OR repeat everything they say in the form of a question.
As a Christian myself, I’ve always thought that was one of the most ridiculous things I’ve ever heard. If nothing else, it makes no sense that a god who says, “don’t lie” would tell a lie that big and stupid.
My personal theory is that dinosaurs were actually God’s construction workers. Some of them elected to become mortal and remain on Earth. Hey, it makes as much sense as that “test the faith of archaeologists” idea.
have you seen a T-Rex’s hands??
All judges are middle aged African American women.
Except for the corrupt ones. They are all WASPs.
Any one can disable entire city blocks of power with just a screwdriver.
Yes. And that explains why there is no fossil evidence for T-Rex bowling alleys.
Yes, and it explains why the Appalachians are smaller than the Himalayas. The fellas got tired of moving so many rocks with their li’l hands.