What Jenny Jones show would you like to be on, as a guest (not in the audience)?
Me, I’d like to be on the “Survivors of the first Mars expedition talk back to NASA” show.
Second choice–“Pulitzer Prize-winning novelists get hair makeovers.”
And I WOULD like to be in the audience for one show, the “Hillary Rodham Clinton is given truth serum and answers questions from the audience” show. I would like to ask, “When was the first time you caught Bill cheating on you, and who was it with?”
I want to be on the “Men Who Cope With Seven Month Long Orgasms” show!
Or maybe “Nobel Prize Triple Crown Winners Confront Their High School Gym Teachers.”
DDG, when you get ticket for that Clinton thing, get me one too!
Today on Jenny Jones: “People with so much money they have run out of things to buy and charities to support!”
“Women Who Carpool Soccer Teams, and the Coaches They Try to Strangle For Always Playing Games on THE ONLY Muddy Field”
how 'bout: “Man had 50 gorgeous, well endowed women who bow at his beck and call”
Man who has been named Ruler of all the Universe.
“This is the person who cancelled my abomination of a show”
DRY wrote:
You win.
“Men who have a 20” penis"
“People who received $100 million from Bill Gates”
“People who are smarter than Cecil Adams”
Okay, that last one is the most unlikely to happen…
DRY, I love it. I’d like to be on the
SERIAL KILLER WHO KILLED JENNY JONES,
RIKKI LAKE, AND KATHY LEE GIFFORD.