I didn’t think such a person existed.
My past few weeks of experience with this boss should have made me realize it.
The first time he changed my preferences, I should have realized it. At the time I just thought he was trying to help.
I mean, he helpfully taught us how to use Google, with the “and” and “or” operators, and everything.
(Yes, I know.)
So he probably thought it would help me for him to pick “open search results in new browser window.” And “display 100 results.” I certainly don’t doubt his good intentions.
So I quietly changed them back, once he relinquished my computer. After all, he hired me to research, and I like to research using my preferences. Call me crazy. He probably had just never heard of the “open in new window” option. (In fact I don’t think he’s right-clicked in his life.) (And yes, I would dearly love to use Mozilla or some other non-explorer program, but (a) I don’t think this poor computer could handle another download, and (b) it would quite simply blow the boss’s mind. Which could be fun, actually …)
But then again - today - after I’ve been here, working on this computer, with my preferences, for several months - he sits down again, notices that the preferences aren’t his own, and resets them!!!
I ask you: why? Why, Og, why?
Actually, don’t answer. If you do, you will also be expected to answer for his other behaviour, like:
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responding to every computer-related query with “Call the computer guy!” So, when it takes me ten … fucking … minutes … to open a file, just like it has every time since I started working here, I call the computer guy, and he says “The computer is fucked, he has to buy a new one,” and I tell the boss that, and the boss says “Tell him to come in anyway” - you know when the computer guy is ready to pick up the boss by the lapels and say “At some point it’s going to start costing you an awful lot to have me in here for $50/hour to tell you to BUY A NEW COMPUTER”, you’ve got a little problem
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Saving a file on his hard drive. Copying it to the network so I can work on it. Continuing to work on the version on his hard drive. Copying that to a different part of the network so I can work on it and, incidentally, try to match the changes I already made with the new version. Not particularly reassuring me that he won’t continue to make changes to the version still on his hard drive.
Fucking management consultants. That’s an ironic title if I’ve ever heard one.

