I came across this quiz on my second favorite message board, the Hell’s M’s list. According to this quiz, I’m a Silkie Chicken:eek: which means, among other things that I’m " a good lap chicken". I also apparently have about as much common sense as a chicken because here I am telling you people something like this.
Anyway, have fun with it,
CJ
(Chicken Joy?)
Oooo, a Zorilla.
(never heard of 'em)
I’m a Ringtail.
Heh.
Ringtail?!
Me, magnificent ME, a common, crudy ringtail?
I prefer to think of myself as a snow leopard, or at least a red fox…
I’m a Caracal
I’m very strong and fast. I love to play sports and I"m an excellent runner and jumper. I can be nasty but if you get on my good side, I could be a great friend.
Wombat–perfect.
I sure would make a lousy housepet.
Human. The worst kind.
An Albino Crow.
If I get put in a cage I get demented.
Says I’m a wombat. Damn thing’s broken.
I’m a sugar glider.
Another Ringtail. “Darwn’s Ringtail” just doesn’t have quite the same ring (er…), though.
I do think people suck, though, so I guess it’s close enough.
i’m a sugar glider too!
they are just too darn cute! i want one now!
(just had a baby though, not a good time for new pets 
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Woohoo! I’m a Fennecs Fox.
Me too
The test is screwy. I got sugar glider, but I said I eat a lot of meat and sugar gliders eat fruit and sweets.
Another zorilla, here.
And as for my past life – seems like I was a jester. Sure don’t seem like that, sometimes …
I’m a ringtail which means I’m smarter (and therefore better) than all the other animals. 
Okay, it didn’t say that. But apparently I’m intelligent, clever alert, and perceptive. Plus those things are so dang cute.
Oo, I’m a fennecs fox.
Yip yip yip!
There should be an extra comma in there somewhere. Apparently I’m not perceptive enough to catch typos. 
I was a queen. A very manly queen. And you do amuse me.