Didn’t anybody see Monty Python and the Holy grail? Jesus would use the Holy Hand Grenade. 
:eek: :smack:
Consarned literalists!!! 
Was I supposed to?
Apparantly so.
Jesus would use a frogmentation bomb.
Well, if DDG’s cite is correct, it wasn’t current President Bush who said it, it did not say that God called him, it made no mention of leadership of the country, and did not refer to the possible war with Iraq.
Apart from that, spot on.
Regards,
Shodan
I can see it now. . .
[The scene: an unnamed Northern Tier air base, B-52s on the line, “locked and cocked” for launch. . .]
Jesus Christ: Tower, Holy 1. Cartridge loaded, ‘hot pickles’ on rack, request permission for takeoff.
Tower: Holy 1 you are cleared for takeoff. Air on ground, 14 knots at 2-8. Winds aloft, same. Be advised, Soviet interceptors inbound over Arctic line. Cleared hot all the way to Moscow. Good luck and, well, youspeed!
JC: Roger that Tower. Holy 1 outbound . . .
Later. . .
“EWO to Pilot, Jesus H. . . I mean . . . whatever. They’re all over us!!”
Tripler
I’ve seen Dr. Strangelove one too damn many times.
Water-to-wine bombs 
"First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three. No more. No less.
Three shall be the number of thy counting, and the number thou shalt count to shall be three.
Four shalt thou not count, neither shalt thou count two, excepting that thou then proceedest onto three.
Five is right out.
Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then, lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it."
I think I’ve seen that movie one too many times.
He wouldn’t, IMHO, and Bush is being stupid and slanderous for even implying that he would.
Then again, it’s a theological thing…::shrug::
He’d use the F-Bomb.
“Hey! You fuckers knock that shit off. Me on a popsicle stick, what’s wrong you fucktards?”
Actually, I think it’s a thang.
Amen.
Not enough. You still don’t have it verbatim.
Yeah, that South Park last night pretty much answers all. Jesus kicks ass and takes names. Knives, guns, he can do it all. He laid the smack down on them Iraqis, Nazarene-style!! Can you dig that, homes? Jesus don’t need no bizzombs, he got’s the mad Shaolin to bust yo ass, fool.
Jesus will use a bomb that will spread love and happiness and lollipop’s around the land with the pinpoint accuracy of a rainbow.
:rolleyes:
Hey, c’mon, I gotta get my fun somehow.
Of course, if you take the Christian doctrine of the Trinity seriously, then Jesus would probably use incendiary weapons, biological warfare, chemical strikes against the water supply, or divert giant asteroids to strike the Earth.
I think he’d send them a hollowed out bomb containing Chumpsky, december, Wildest Bill, Jack Dean Tyler, deeward, KayKay, and Justthink and then they’d have to deal with that.
Now, Guinastasia, even the wrathful and terrible God of the Old Testament and Revelation has his limits.