My boyfriend drove his motorcycle over to see me tonight. He left it in the driveway and when he went to go back home someone had poured maple syrup inside his helmet and all over the seat. Who on earth would do that, with no reason whatsoever. This guy has no enimies and no one has a reason to be such an idiot.
Idiots. Specificly, teenage pre-drivers license idiots. Sounds like something me and my pre-driving friends would have done to amuse ourselves on the weekends… when we weren’t blowing things up and setting fire to ourselves of course.
Once, when I went over to a friend’s house to play tennis, I left the window of my car open a crack to help circulate the air.
Just for shits and giggles, some asswipe slipped a lit cigarette into my car and the interior was burnt to a crisp.
"Hey asswipe, that was hilarious. Why don’t you come on over here and let me see if I can gauge your maturity level by using this cuestick as a dipstick and shoving it up your…
Some people :rolleyes:
Maybe they thought it was a pancake. 
Grrr… No, the pancakes stay inside my house. This whole thing just kind of pissed me off. Although the look on his face when he tried to put on his helmet and dumped syrup in his hair was pretty funny.
hey now… this is me you’re talking about here… I’m an idiot… and I’m pre-driver’s license… and I like to blow stuff up… (A LOT) but I’d NEVER do anything as rude as put stuff in someone’s helemt. I’ve lit fireworks in bathrooms, Jumped on top of police cars to see if they have car alarms (nope, they don’t) and even interrupted a business meeting at a school to tell them that someone farted inside the room. (THAT last one was a few years ago…) but most teenagers show deep respect for motorcyclists. what I think you are lookin at here is PRE-TEENS. Thank you 
Hell, you might even be looking for post-teenshere (I won’t call them adults). There are all sorts of morons out there, at every age.
I would’ve paid to see that. The look must’ve been great what can i say i’m not such a nice guy.
-LMAO
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