What laws would you add to a religious tome?

[Count_Blucher]

Thou Shalt Not Think; The Lord, Thy God, Shalt Do It For You.

Thou Shalt Not Question The Living Profits/Prophets Of The Lord Thy God.

Thou Shalt Not Question That We Were Always At War With Eastasia.

Thou Shalt Not Blaspheme The Lord, Thy God, Through Thought Within Thy Voting Booth.

Thou Shalt Not Question Why The Lord, Thy God, Shalt Need A Starship…

[Ronald_C.Semone]

Thou Shalt Not Commit Practical Jokes ( like having your 12-year old niece’s birthday cake explode when she cuts into it). )

[Thudlow_Boink]

You shall not use King James style grammar unless you actually know how it works.

[zoid]

@Ronald_C.Semone

Thou Shalt Not Commit Practical Jokes ( like having your 12-year old niece’s birthday cake explode when she cuts into it). )

Thou shall TOTALLY do this!!

[Rhythmdvl]

@Count_Blucher

Thou Shalt Not Question Why The Lord, Thy God, Shalt Need A Starship…

What. Does God. Need. With a. Starship?

[Rachellelogram]

Thou shalt stop thinking that thee hast solved centuries-old mathematical problems when you have but a high school degree and napkin math.

More specific corollary:
Thou shalt never attempt to understand, solve, prove, or disprove Fermat’s Last Theorem without less than a master’s degree in mathematics.