Rutherford B. Hayes?!?!
Jesus, Eve, have some loyalty to your home town! if you gotta go for gravity (…an odd choice of words for a parade filled with lighter-than-air balloons…) could you at least pick a NEW YORKER? You know, like Sam Tilden, the guy from whom Hayes stole the presidential election of 18somethingorother?
Thank you.
Dick Cheney
The Dick Cheney balloon automatically fills itself with hot air.
John “The Wad” Holmes.
Unfortunately, the hot air is supposedly leaking out of the side of his mouth, so he won’t be in the parade this year.
I would think that either Galileo or Isaac Newton would add more gravity to the parade.
See, both Galileo and Isaac Newton did experiments having to do with…
Oh, forget it.
(We got it, plnnr, we just didn’t think it was funny.)
How about Einstein? Much cuter, as scientists go.
Stewie Griffin.
No, No, No, I agree with ya! I think he’s a LOAD of hot air. Same with most TV/Radio psychologists. It just struck me as so damn funny…
Carry on…
Thank you for that Eve, goddess forbid you should tell someone you don’t like parades and they look at you like you just said you own a puppy-skin coat.
Or maybe a Steve Irwin balloon with a crocodile biting him on the ass…
It could happen…
Michael Moore. Also has its own hot air. And there’d be plenty left over for all the other balloons.
Vlad the Impaler.
Yeah, Vlad would pop all the other balloons!
I’d like to see a bunch of the South Park characters.
But what I’d really like is the planets thumbing their noses and making moose-ears at us, from the original covers of the Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy books.
Big Gay Al (gee thanks for beating me to it, RTF)
When I heard “vlad” I thought of Battlebots. How much of a geek does that make me?
And, of course, it doesn’t actually appear in the parade, but is somewhere else at “an undisclosed location.”
How could you guys miss this one: Cosmo Kramer!
Al Roker pre stomach staple??? No balloon needed. This thread is so funny I almost wet my Depends.
Honey, in a puppy skin coat.
[musical number]
*See my vest
See my vest
Made from real Gorilla chest…*
[/musical number]
Me likie puppy clothes on wimmins [drool]
How babout they just steer the Goodyear Blimp down the street?
Bug-Eyed Earl, Genetically Modified Soy Beverage Distribution Man Dan (Milkman Dan), and Strong Sad.
I love a parade!