Strings of the guitar (standard tuning): Every Alcoholic Drinks Good Beer Everyday
I came up with that when I took lessons in the 7th grade. Occasionally I try to program myself to use the slightly more accurate Good Booze
instead of Good Beer
but it’s a losing battle.
Heh. I teach folk dance, and there’s one dance where “the men go up and the women go down” at the same time. I tell people to think of something naughty, and they usually remember.
When doing Charleston, there’s a “woman spreads her legs and the man('s foot) goes between” figure.
I don’t think this qualifies, but I’m going to put it out there anyway.
A friend of mine and I were Wii golfing one day, and he kept getting his hook and slice mixed up. I told him it was easy to remember if he just counted the letters. Both hook and left have four letters, so the hooks go to the left. A slice goes to the right, which both have five letters.
Another friend in the room heard this and thought it was neat (not amazing, just neat), as she can never remember which direction is Port or which is Starboard (her hubby is an ex-navy man). I told her it is the same thing. Port and left have four letters. Right and Starboard is a bit of a stretch, but if she just thinks of a five-pointed star, she will be right.
The alternative was to smack her in the head with my *right *hand so she would see stars, but I didn’t think hubby would have liked that.
(It’s okay, I’m allowed to do that. She thinks she’s my little sister, so I’m allowed the occasional whack once in a while.)
stalaCtites come from the ceiling; stalaGmites from the ground. My wife says, “The mites go up and the tights go down”.
“Friend” ends in “end”. So does “fiend”.
And easy as pi:
Now, I have a rhyme assisting, my feeble brain its tasks resisting.
Can’t remember the end products of mitosis and meiosis (correctly pronounced my-oh-sis)? Meiosis makes eggs and sperms, so it’s my OH OH OH sis! Taught high school science for 26 years- never taught the kids that one.
I didn’t make it up, but here’s how to remember the streets in downtown Seattle, roughly from Pioneer Square to Pike Place Market (south to north, 2 streets per letter):
Jesus: Jefferson, James Christ: Cherry, Columbia Made: Marion, Madison Seattle: Spring, Seneca Under: University, Union Protest: Pike, Pine
Of course, within a two-street set I never remember which comes first, but I’m never more than a block off when I’m walking around or giving directions.
The part about “friend” reminded me that I do this kind of thing for lots of words. I wasn’t a great speller when I was a kid so I started saying the words how they were spelled instead of how they were pronounced. When I came across a word like “friend” I would say “fry-end” out loud so I knew how to spell it. I would change “appreciate” into “up-rek-ee-ate”. Sometimes I actually say “up-rek-ee-ate” in regular conversation and everyone looks at me like I’m crazy.
Good deal! It’s a fun one all right. I think I recall sharing this one before in a thread on card tricks. I’ll try to find that one (or more) thread(s).