what names are taken now?

Charlie(for Charlie Brown and Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory)

Kirk(for that bastard Star Trek character)

Monica, Rachel, Joey et al(who would want to be one of the “Friends”?)

Al, Peggy, Kelly, Bud(Being a Bundy would suck.)

Britney or Christina(Sure… set your daughter up to be treated like a tramp.)

Drew(for the inevitable question whether you were named after Drew Barrymore or Drew Carey)

Yeah. Maybe. Okay, yes, I was talking about South Park.

I too am pretty sure Britney is out. For awhile now.

Hmmm…I would imagine that either his life was a living hell, or he totally kicked everyone’s ass. I can’t really see any in-between with a name like Darth.

Chelsea will probably be out for a while too.

Conan. Between the Barbarian and the Late Night host, it’s got way too much baggage to it.

Dorothy

Clinton and Starr are probably also goners.