What non-religious book would you place in hotels ?

The Worst-Case Scenario Survival Handbook or the Things You Never Knew Existed catalog.

Our Bodies, Our Selves
Books of condoms (they do come in books, don’t they, like stamps?)

A Brief History of Time.

Can I choose a different version of the Bible?

:smiley:

Go The Fuck to Sleep

…which is precisely why responses #44 and #48 are so appropriate.
Spice-up the spicing-up…

Or, for those with less exotic appetites, the Westernized Joy Of ____ Sex variants.

–G!

Penthouse. Just to balance out the Bibles.

Now that’s a book you really don’t want to buy used. I used to think books of erotica or Bathroom Readers were the worst possible books to accidentally pick up at used book sale, but that’s got them beat.