What on earth do you do with porn...

[rpinrd]

@js_africanus

Well, doesn’t one need to download it to actually enjoy the limitless supply? And once it’s there, what’s the cost of saving it? Even books take up shelf space, but if one’s hard drive is sufficiently large, saving e-porn is all but costless.

I don’t know - maybe I’m doing it wrong.

My experience has been that you go to a web site, look at the pictures, penis ensues, look at a few more web sites as necessary, clean up and go about your day. Why the need to save anything to hard drive?

Is it a connection speed thing? With DSL, the porn is not only free and limitless, but practically instant. I guess with dial up you might be able to download in your spare time and then have faster access later.

Like I said, maybe I’m doing it wrong, but my results to date have been satisfactory.

[aruvqan]

@overlyverbose

I got my husband a porn tape, but it really sucked. We tried to watch it and couldn’t stop laughing. It wasn’t because of the plot (as if we’d expect porn to have one) - it was the sex. They sounded so stupid when they were talking to each other during sex. Anyway, we’re not quite sure what to do with it now - do we throw it away? Do we try watching it again and hope it wasn’t really as bad as we thought? Maybe sell it on ebay? Hmmm… Quite the dilemma.

Turn the sound off and toss on a disc of some ealry 70s blues/jazz/rock fusion. Or the radio set to a baseball/football game.

All i can think of when i see badly dubbed porn is after the filming, the people all sitting around a table in the sound studio, with coffee and doughnuts making the appropriate sounds and dialog …

[control-z]

Well suppose your horny was in the mood for a particular type of porn. And suppose you didn’t have time or patience for all the bullshit and smoke and mirrors the web sites sometimes put you through.

Ah, but you were smart. Whenever you ran across something good, you saved it. Organized in subfolders. F (Female). MF (male-female). MFF (male-female-female). FF. MMF. MMMF. Celebs. Clowns. Whatever floats your boat.

Bonus: When they get rid of copyright laws, start a porn site and profit from your super-massive pr0n collection!!11!

[MC_E]

I usually save it until I get about a gigs worth, then I keep around the best 10% of that batch and categorize it.

Then I never look at it again.

[rpinrd]

@MC$E

I usually save it until I get about a gigs worth, then I keep around the best 10% of that batch and categorize it.

Then I never look at it again.

I rest my case.

[Anastasaeon]

Female here. I download a lot of porn. Always looking for something new. I save my old favourites, and sometimes don’t look at them for a long, long time. But then I may go back to them, depending on the mood I’m in. I get lots of it at a time, sometimes view it immediately, sometimes later on. I then go through it all, sometimes going, “bah!”, “yuck.” or “eww!” Unless I’ve managed to find something really disgusting, it may not get deleted right away, as I’m often busy just going to the next one. Eventually, I clean it all out and keep the good stuff. But sometimes it takes a while.

Happily married to a husband who knows what I’m up to, FTR. I let him do the same thing if he wishes, but he actually doesn’t watch it as much as I do. I encourage it, though. I watch his DVDs more than he does.

[ShibbOleth]

*What on the earth do you do with porn-o
What on the earth do you do with porn-o
what on the earth do you do with porn-o
If you never watch it

Copy it to disk and sell it on e-Bay
Copy it to disk and sell it on e-Bay
Copy it to disk and sell it on e-Bay
Early in the morning

Hey, ho, and up she rises…*

[Anaamika]

@Anastasaeon

Female here. I download a lot of porn. Always looking for something new. I save my old favourites, and sometimes don’t look at them for a long, long time. But then I may go back to them, depending on the mood I’m in. I get lots of it at a time, sometimes view it immediately, sometimes later on. I then go through it all, sometimes going, “bah!”, “yuck.” or “eww!” Unless I’ve managed to find something really disgusting, it may not get deleted right away, as I’m often busy just going to the next one. Eventually, I clean it all out and keep the good stuff. But sometimes it takes a while.

Happily married to a husband who knows what I’m up to, FTR. I let him do the same thing if he wishes, but he actually doesn’t watch it as much as I do. I encourage it, though. I watch his DVDs more than he does.

Er…other than the “married” part, I could say exactly the same thing. I am happily in a LTR and do the same thing. I like particular tastes*, and I tend to download everything I can find of a particular genre before I have time to go through it.

*Before you ask, it’s not quite vanilla but nor is it terribly horrible.

[Gozu_Tashoya]

@rpinrd

I don’t know - maybe I’m doing it wrong.

My experience has been that you go to a web site, look at the pictures, penis ensues, look at a few more web sites as necessary, clean up and go about your day. Why the need to save anything to hard drive?

Is it a connection speed thing? With DSL, the porn is not only free and limitless, but practically instant. I guess with dial up you might be able to download in your spare time and then have faster access later.

Like I said, maybe I’m doing it wrong, but my results to date have been satisfactory.

If you’re still looking at pictures, unless you’re into some subgenre of pornography that isn’t readily available in video form, yes, you’re doing something wrong.
(I know, I know, there’s nothing wrong with pictorals. But you know what they say: “A video is worth 29.97 pictures per second.”)

[Anaamika]

@KKBattousai

If you’re still looking at pictures, unless you’re into some subgenre of pornography that isn’t readily available in video form, yes, you’re doing something wrong.
(I know, I know, there’s nothing wrong with pictorals. But you know what they say: “A video is worth 29.97 pictures per second.”)

Pictures are better. Videos are too real, dirty, and have horrible dialogue.

Don’t get me wrong, I own a few DVDs but I way prefer pictures, or even better, erotica accompanied by pics.

Then again I am female.

[pravnik]

You opened the mylar bag! Now the porno is worthless!

[AnnabelleKKM]

i watch porn with my boyfriend. gets us both in the mood, and it got him comfortable with using toys in the bedroom. i think porn dvd’s are best, they have motion so you can pick up something new to try, and you can fast forward to better parts. who cares about the dialogue, it’s funny sometimes, but just turn the volume down if it makes you go limp.