So you thought it would be funny to spinkle Non-Dairy Creamer about my corporate cubicle whilst I was not in attendance…
I guess you forgot I work in a restricted area and only certain individuals have access, you being one of them.
That fact that I have an antique telephone collection worth over $5,000 on my bookshelf is lost to you.
What is not lost to my employer and the Security Company they pay a kabilliion dolllars to yearly is that I generally work alone and can go for hours without human interaction.
I guess you didn’t you didn’t now that they have a camrea recording my area. The camera is not monitored in real time, because “we don’t want to see you pick you nose, or scratch your ass”, it’s there just in case,'cause we like you"…
Well, Jackass, when I came back from having a well deserved Smoke, I found the spore you had left. I simply lifted the recevier of the RED PHONE and Security attended in a matter of 2 minutes…
The tape was replayed…you were immmediately collected…confronted with the evidence…
You were quite apologetic and said it was only a joke.
I told Security to forget it and the Incident Report was shredded… (so you think)…
Do something like that again, and your ass is grass!
Wow!!! That’s a lot of compassion.
This person has access to a restricted area? I would have given him the boot. They have creamer in prison don’t they?
Upon reflection I don’t feel this really is Pitworthy…
Therefore I would respectfully request that honored readers
subsitute the word “Jackass” with the pharse “Sperm guzzling Jackasss”…Thank you, that is all; until hopefully my hero, jarbabyj, can stop by and do it correcty.
Considering that some moroons are getting a real ass-reaming for similar stunts – like jail time and getting fired – this jerkwater got off incredibly easy. Apart from the embarassment from knowing what you think of him, that is.
Humphf. I’ve been wondering what kind of jackass would play these types of pranks given current scares…guess you KNOW what kind of ass it takes.
You’re being highly merciful IMHO, given that even the mentally-challenged girl who tried such a prank is being considered for criminal prosecution. Of course, her “joke” includes 2 letters in the U.S. Mail, so…
i don’t understand why the antique phone is relevant? could the joke (what a lousy joke!) have damaged the phone? or is it having people in your office unattended with such expensive machinary that bothers you?
not that i don’t think this person sounds like a jerk. just wanted to get things clear.
by abuse angel:
i don’t understand why the antique phone is relevant? …
Yea that was a little fuzzy…
That was to help illustrate why, among other reasons, there was a camera.
Why he didn’t think there would be a camera is beyond me.
The deer-in-headlights look was classic when he found out.